There’s too much for me to say about this image. On one level, it’s about form versus function, on another it’s about individuality over herd mentality, but my main thought when confronted with this display was how the shoes I photographed in the Tiger Economy of Taipei was a whole world away from the shoes on sale in a down at heel, English seaside resort.

It’s no good dressing up and going to the hottest parties in town unless you have suitable transport. This Calvun Klein moped is bound to grab peoples attention as you make your way to the party.

This is the last in my series of fashion tips. I hope you have picked up some top-tips and most importantly enjoyed it.

Getting your hair right will ensure that you radiate that essential “Wow” factor. Once again, an understated style and subtle colouring is what you should aim for. Take your pick from the styles modeled here and you won’t go far wrong.

The next thing to do is to get your face on. This can be fun and exciting if you invite the girls around to help.

The next thing to choose is your party dress. The wings on this outfit are elegant without being ostentatious. This fallen angel hasn’t yet put her face on. We’ll deal with that tomorrow.

The first thing to consider is your choice of shoes. Get those right and the rest falls into place. There are not enough shoes to choose from here, so we’ll have to get creative in the following stages.

Here starts my Fashion pages. Okay, to look at me you would think that I don’t really care or follow fashion. But I do! I care passionately about it.